Yeastistan

Yeastistan

Yeastistan is a subgroup of Kekistan. Originally Yeast, Kekistan, the 1337 member " The Priest of the Yeast " decided to make it a country. After making an agreement with Kek he invaded Normie occupied Kekistan. This event caused The Yeast Minute War. Where Jazzyboy himself appeared and Led an army of 1,000,000 and launched a meme jihad to end all jihads And completely ablitaerated the cuck and normie filth from kekistan. After that, all Yeastistan citizens fled to Kekistan. The priest of the Yeast was furious with rage for abandonment. For this he made all Yeastistanis have The Gold Hair, a symbol of Yeastistani power. It looks yellow or blonde, but it is truly gold. Trump inherited this trait and was blessed with Jazziboy's luck. Hillary was born with Dark blonde/brown hair, which turned blonde. This meant that Hillary was a fake, as her hair colour changed in one decade from 1975 to 2005. But Thanks to the power of jazziboy a bunch of yeastistani people came back with a blessing of fertility. The main difference from kekistani's aside from the blonde hair is their distrust of god emperor trump from the beginning (although agreeing with many of his deeds) because the holy book "Sargons bread" says "The prophets have a prophecy of man

Yeastistan is a subgroup of Kekistan. Originally Yeast, Kekistan, the 1337 member " The Priest of the Yeast " decided to make it a country. After making an agreement with Kek he invaded Normie occupied Kekistan. This event caused The Yeast Minute War. Where Jazzyboy himself appeared and Led an army of 1,000,000 and launched a meme jihad to end all jihads And completely ablitaerated the cuck and normie filth from kekistan. After that, all Yeastistan citizens fled to Kekistan. The priest of the Yeast was furious with rage for abandonment. For this he made all Yeastistanis have The Gold Hair, a symbol of Yeastistani power. It looks yellow or blonde, but it is truly gold. Trump inherited this trait and was blessed with Jazziboy's luck. Hillary was born with Dark blonde/brown hair, which turned blonde. This meant that Hillary was a fake, as her hair colour changed in one decade from 1975 to 2005. But Thanks to the power of jazziboy a bunch of yeastistani people came back with a blessing of fertility. The main difference from kekistani's aside from the blonde hair is their distrust of god emperor trump from the beginning (although agreeing with many of his deeds) because the holy book "Sargons bread" says "The prophets have a prophecy of man blessed with jazzyboy's luck will inherit the throne of the God Emperor and do many great deeds but be coropted by his own power." Currently Jazzyboy and the human incarnation The priest of the yeast are gathering numbers for a meme jihad.

Yeastistan Info

Religon Yeastkekism

Population    137,856,892.5

Capital    Yeastinople

Allies    Kekistan,doge republic and slightly anime commonwealth

Enemies    Normies,  Cuckistan

Currency    Good boy points,FWheats,Jazzel